Yes, there are socialists in D.C. You just haven't looked hard enough.

On a recent spring afternoon in Washington, the revolution was not coming.Capitalism was in full swing, as evidenced by Beltway bourgeois rushing about their business in Cleveland Park with little regard for the proletariat. At Yes Natural Foods and California Tortilla, bosses were extracting surplus-value from their workers. "Chappie" -- a movie about a machine with a soul crushed by corrupt humans -- was playing at the Uptown, a distraction preventing workers from developing class consciousnes...